A speech of introduction should be brief

When the Coca-Cola Company tried to translate the name of its popular soft drink into Chinese, the translation read

A) "Drink the elixir of the Gods" B) "Sunshine soda" C) "Don't drink this garbage" D) "Live long and prosper" E) "Bite the wax tadpole"

The site you identified in the previous question offers two programs, similarly (and some would say confusingly) named:

A. Edson and Edwards B. Adsense and Adwords C. Anson and Anolpe D. all of these E. none of these